The Boneyard Business Brigade
Welcome, Voltage Volume Vendor...
So, you wish to join our asylum's affiliate army? Our mad scientist Frankie is practically crackling with excitement! The Boneyard Business Brigade isn't just another affiliate program - it's a testament to what happens when commerce meets chaos, when marketing meets madness, and when profits get properly ZAPPED.
As a certified member of our Brigade, you'll receive your own cursed tracking code, allowing you to spread voltage-fueled chaos while earning commissions that would make a mortician blush. Each successful conversion adds another soul to our asylum archives, another test subject to our laboratory logs.
Why merely consume voltage when you can profit from pandemonium?
Benefits of joining our Brigade:
- Your own haunted tracking code
- Commissions that'll wake the dead
- Access to our asylum's marketing morgue
- Exclusive peaks into our laboratory's latest voltage experiments
- First access to new formulas before they escape containment
Ready to turn your influence into electric income? Fill out our possessed paperwork below, and remember - the void is always hiring.
Shocking You Soon,
Frankie
P.S. - Don't worry about those whispers of wealth you're hearing. That's just success calling from beyond the grave.