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FRANKEN FLAVOR

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We've captured pure electrical cane sugar-charged excellence and infused it with 110mg of caffeine harvested by our most deranged researchers. The flavor? That's classified information, locked away in our laboratory's most forbidden archives. One sip and you'll understand why test subjects keep breaking out of the facility for another obsessive taste!
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Straight from Frankie's most forbidden laboratory chambers comes our original masterpiece - a diabolically sweet creation containing 110mg of premium caffeine, essential B-vitamins, and pure cane sugar that's been properly ZAPPED to life. Each maniacally illustrated green can is a portal to beautiful madness, featuring artwork that's escaped from our most fevered experiments. Available as a single-can taste of insanity for the curious, a 4-pack for aspiring evil geniuses, or an 8-pack for those ready to become full-time mad scientists. Best served at temperatures that would freeze a ghost - our deranged researchers insist it heightens the classified flavor profile.

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Carbonated water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Taurine, Natural Flavor, Sodium Citrate, Caffeine From Green Coffee Beans, B-Vitamin Complex (B3,B5,B6,B8,B12), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate
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  • Sinisterly Sweet Cane Sugar

  • B-Vitamins From Beyond

  • Unholy Caffeine

  • Classified Creature Flavor

  • Terrifyingly Tasty Formula

  • Haunted Happy Hour

Madness Comes In a green can

They said Frankie was mad for wanting to create the perfect energy drink. But after countless nights of unholy alchemy in his forbidden laboratory, our beloved monster proved them all wrong. Now he roams free, leaving a trail of empty green cans and deliriously enlightened disciples. Sometimes the best creations come from minds unbound by sanity.

SHOCK THERAPY NEVER TASTED BETTER!

In a world plagued by powerless potions and energy-less elixirs, we've created something frightfully different. Our laboratory's finest achievement isn't just another drink - it's an escape into elegant insanity. When ordinary existence threatens to drain your spirit, let Frankenfuel be your guide to glorious madness.

✔ Best Served Morgue Cold

✔ Ideal For Nocturnal Adventures

✔ Convert Your Coven, One Can at a Time

✔ Every Corpse's Favorite Cocktail

✔ Four Out of Five Demons Recommend

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  • ★★★★★
    When I go to the gym I always need a pick me up. I work the graveyard shift and always dragging after my shift. Zero Sugar has been my jam and lights me up and gives me a clean burst. Game changer.
    Kayla
  • ★★★★★
    The Franken Flavor has become a new obsession. I know I should watch my sugar intake, but the cane sugar addition is just so good. The artwork makes me so stoked on life. Thanks for making the best energy drink I've ever had.
    Zack
  • ★★★★★
    I've been a diehard Monster fan for like 10 years. Got the zero sugar party pack to try with my boyfriend and just blew my damn mind. The taste is so addictive. Thanks for converting me.
    Jennifer
  • ★★★★★
    You guys rule! These drinks are the absolute shit
    Max

TALES FROM THE ELECTRICALLY ENLIGHTENED

There you are, trapped in life's dimming circus - another faceless figure in an endless parade of mediocrity. The clock on the wall ticks with maddening slowness, each second an eternity of dulled senses and dying dreams. Your colleagues, poor creatures, perform their daily rituals with vacant eyes, clutching their paper cups like security blankets against the crushing weight of monotony. But today... today is different. Your hand trembles as it reaches for that familiar green vessel of voltage, your secret salvation. One sip and suddenly - BZZZZT! The walls of mundane reality crack and peel away. Colors surge with unholy vibrancy, thoughts crackle with electric intensity, and reality bends to your newly awakened will. Your colleagues sense the change, stealing glances at your transformed state, drawn to your enlightened aura like moths to a forbidden flame. They whisper behind trembling hands, wondering what beautiful madness has taken hold. Let them wonder. After all, some minds aren't ready to be properly ZAPPED...Yet!

✔ Turn Your Office Into An Asylum

✔ Casual Friday Never Saw This Coming

✔ Corporate Culture Gets Corrupted

✔ Converting Coworkers Since 1777

✔ Become HR's Worst Nightmare

MAXIMUM VOLTAGE, MINIMAL MORTALITY!

110mg of premium caffeine, a sinister splash of pure cane sugar, and essential B-vitamins - all properly ZAPPED in our underground laboratory. Each green can is a portal to enlightened chaos, perfectly balanced for maximum reanimation. Whether you're haunting the graveyard shift or hosting a midnight masquerade, our formula ensures you'll never return to ordinary energy drinks ever again. The sweet science of madness awaits.

  • sanity stops here

    Other drinks merely exist - Frankenfuel lives deliciously in your darkest desires. Why settle for a mundane mortality? Our laboratory-fresh formula was crafted for those who crave something more sinister than standard stimulation.

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  • double the devastation

    Want to unleash true chaos? Pair our Zero Sugar creation with its equally wicked green can sibling, Original Franken Flavor. Our mad scientist Frankie highly recommends this double dose of destruction.

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  • SUMMON YOUR SUPPLY

    Why rise from the grave to restock? Schedule your resurrection ritual and our phantom fleet will deliver fresh voltage to your doorstep every 2-8 weeks. No tombstone trips are required.

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  Lost Your Mind? We're Here To Help!

We love connecting with our caffeine-crazed crypt keepers, but get seriously spooked if you don't have a devilishly delightful experience. Things happen sometimes; we're human(ish) after all. Reach out to us by ghost phone or hex-mail with any screams, groans, or bone-chilling puns you may have.

Summon Us

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    Steve
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Amazing Energy Drink

    The crazy cool art is what interested me originally so I had to try it out and I definitely will be a customer for life!

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    Dave The Bearded M.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Great energy drink without the shakes.

    What can I say that I haven't said about the zero sugar version? Very Very good energy drink without any of the shakes. Taste great and seems to keep me concentrated after drinking it. My focus is always really really good after having it. Good flavor and not overpowering at all.

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    Paranormal A.
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    what a boost!

    My first sip smile put a smile on my face! I couldn't wait to share! its a really cool designed energy drink that taste so good! THis is like no other so please forget the other energy drinks and try this one! This has helped me out during the long nights. this drink has a taste of sour and sweet. highly recommend!

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    Emanuel R.
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Amazing taste

    Love the flavor of this energy drink and it goes down smooth not like any other energy drink and there’s no crash after drinking it which is a plus definitely would recommend to anyone

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    Curt
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    HOLY SHIT!

    This is hands down the best energy drink I've ever had. I love the taste. The graphics are hilarious. The entire vibe you guys have is literally me lol

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Franken flavor FAQ

Frequently Asked Quandaries

  • Each can contains 110mg of pure electrical excellence, carefully calibrated for optimal reanimation.

  • That's classified information locked in our laboratory's most forbidden archives. Some secrets must be experienced to be understood. Let's just say our test subjects keep breaking containment for another taste. 

  • Our mad scientists strongly recommend one can per resurrection. While the temptation for more may be overwhelming, even Frankenstein's monster needed rest between lightning strikes. 

  • While others offer mere stimulation, we've created beautiful chaos in a can. Our signature blend of premium caffeine, pure cane sugar, and B-vitamins has been properly ZAPPED to life through classified laboratory processes. Plus, each green vessel features asylum-approved artwork that tells its own tale of terror. 

  • Indeed! Our phantom hearse delivery service can bring fresh voltage to your doorstep every 2-8 weeks. Choose between biweekly or monthly reanimation schedules. 

  • Both formulas are equally shocking, but Original harnesses the power of pure cane sugar for those seeking the full voltage of beautiful madness. Zero Sugar achieves the same enlightenment through alternative means. 

  • For maximum resurrection results, serve at morgue-cold temperatures. Our deranged researchers insist this heightens the classified flavor profile and ensures optimal electrical conductivity. 

  • Our laboratory archives document some... interesting observations. Test subjects report heightened awareness of shadows in empty rooms, the ability to sense thunderstorms before they strike, and an unusual attraction to flickering lights. More common effects include: sudden bursts of electrical clarity, a growing distaste for ordinary existence, and the unsettling ability to recognize others who've been properly ZAPPED. Some claim they can hear their can humming at exactly 3 AM - but that's perfectly normal... isn't it?